Men are ...
1. Men are like Laxatives ..
They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas .
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One,
but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ..
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your
hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't
believe a word they say.
7. Men are like
Department Stores ... Their
clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo
long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually
run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to
look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good
ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. 
Ohhh..come on..It was a bit funny :)
Thanks Kicka ..You brighten my day!
